{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
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{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
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